The Zimbabwean government decides to pay a surprise visit to the country to tell people how lucky they are to elect them. On landing, the aeroplane they travel in, misses the runaway and crashes near a farm. Next day the police comes to investigate the crash and question the farmer:
Where are all the bodies? ….asks the commissioner
I paid my last respect and buried them….. replies the farmer.
But surely they were not all dead.
Some said so, but who believes what politiciens say.