I love this, it pokes fun at all the politically correct idiocy that is so rampant in our culture(s) these days. (From Threadwatch)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all;
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Thanks JasonD! This made me laugh.