I’m here to tell you that there is BIG money to be made in online sales. I’ve just increased my sales volume by 100% over the last 8 months… combined! It’s amazing how a little perseverance and just a smidgen of good luck can change your fortunes. It seems like only yesterday that I was just a poor pauper with nothing to really look forward to in life. However, today that all changed and my life will never be the same!
Yes, I sold my first t-shirt to someone other than myself. I proudly proclaim that someone bought:
I would also like to point out that I thought of this brilliant marketing line all by myself. This, of course, is why I get paid the big bucks to do marketing consultation work.
So, what do I plan to do with the millions that are sure to follow? I’m debating whether or not to fly the whole family to the Seychelles, or buy a private island off the coast of Yemen. With so many options it really does make it hard to decide.