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White African Sales Reach New Heights!

I’m here to tell you that there is BIG money to be made in online sales. I’ve just increased my sales volume by 100% over the last 8 months… combined! It’s amazing how a little perseverance and just a smidgen of good luck can change your fortunes. It seems like only yesterday that I was just a poor pauper with nothing to really look forward to in life. However, today that all changed and my life will never be the same!

Yes, I sold my first t-shirt to someone other than myself. I proudly proclaim that someone bought:

White African's Rolling in the Cash!!!Land Rover – White African Bush Vehicles

I would also like to point out that I thought of this brilliant marketing line all by myself. This, of course, is why I get paid the big bucks to do marketing consultation work.

So, what do I plan to do with the millions that are sure to follow? I’m debating whether or not to fly the whole family to the Seychelles, or buy a private island off the coast of Yemen. With so many options it really does make it hard to decide.


  1. LOL, just two days ago I saw your shop and thought if you ever sell something there. I have to admit yor cool Land Rover shirt was the one I would have …

  2. YEAH!

    Aterere ndugu…you know with us Africans…pls do not forget to support your brossas and sistaahs at home, eh? Maybe you can find me the something small kwani you have made some dough, basi? ^^

  3. How can I forget two of my white african brothers? Of course you can expect handouts from your rich “uncle” Hash as I begin to monopolize the online t-shirt industry.

  4. I think you should just buy the Seychelles!

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